I want to watch heroes again, so so much
Save the cheerleader, save the world?
Erm I don’t really know. Something exciting probably but I don’t really have the time so I’ll just do something more expensive next year
I discovered some truly horrifying schemes which I don’t want to think about. I will invest heavily tomorrow.
Does anyone want to help me get Haitian’ed?
Genuinely wondering whether I can still redeem some things people promised they’d give me like 5 years ago because I remember I’m owed at least a sandwich, some yoghurt and on 2 separate occasions a hamster and I feel I’m missing out on them
My least favourite question of all time has to be ‘what are you thinking?’ because it always happens to be when I’m thinking of something else completely unrelated to the conversation topic at hand
If everything I do is wrong then by God I do it right
A glass of wine and some cheese would be so perfect right now
Omg are you fucking serious. This is a more annoying discovery than finding dodgy pixels in my new tv
Well, I get an absolutely amazing view of Sheffield from where I live, today I got a free clothes horse, and I found that the asda closest to my house do the cheapest industrial size pack of lentils I’ve ever discovered, so things certainly could be worse.
Hangovers, rent, lack of ideas for birthday presents, lack of pizza, lack of energy, lack of Pepsi, lack of cake
I think everything was calmer when I was 11. I could breeze through GCSE’s and sit around playing Halo and everything would be fine
So basically all I need to do is erase the last 10 years of my live and that’d be really good for everyone
Finally, a solution to one of the worlds greatest engineering problems
Two of my favourite songs at the moment are probably Red Fang - Wires, or Periphery - Icarus Lives!.
They are both fantastic.
But I still get chills down my spine when I listen to Reuben - Dusk. Seriously my favourite band and favourite song, hopefully indefinitely.
Another incredibly stressful day completed. Well done me.
“Here I go again, I’m chasing my tail around the sun
Standing beneath a tortoise under an elephant under the world
The gravity of the battle means nothing to those at peace
I can’t believe I thought my thoughts meant anything”